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1. If a parsnip is found it must be taken and burnt (traditionally at the stake).

2. Parsnips must not be fed to any animal for it shortens their life span and they do not know any better than to eat it.


3. Anyone who is force-fed a parsnip is entitled to a month of free rehabilitation lessons


4. Anyone who eats a parsnip from free-will has three choices:

*To buy a whole box of parsnips and burn them
**Get beats from all members
***Leave the cult and get ready for some unfortunate accidents


5. All believers must print off a copy of the True Sunday Roast or buy a written copy.

The History Behind the religon
Founded on the 02/03/2003, it soon established into a full-blown religion. It now has thousands of followers, wether they know they are or not.

The Polocies of the Masorum party
1. The compulsory throwing of wellies into sewers.

2. The legalisation of all Class A and C drugs.

3. Once a month one random person is tatooed with all the troubles of the country, burnt and eaten.

4. Prisoners will be sent to an island in the Hebredies. there they will be eaten by the other inhabitants.

5. The compulsory sucidal invasion of Alaska through Canada and Kamchacta by all the current enemies of the Masorum party.

6. The building of a multi-million pound anti-nuclear missile 'Star Wars shield'

7. The building of a huge rabbit-proof fence which goes the length of the country with rabbits on both sides.

8. All hedges and hedgehogs to be burnt at the stake.

9. As Scotland was originally part of America the Scots are no longer British (much to their delight).

10. Every village must have an international airport.

11. The suicidal invasion of Switzerland in winter with all soilders wearing desert gear.

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